Guess what, streaming the inaugural IPL 2010 ceremony, I paused and replayed Lalit’s speech two three times. (I wasn’t enticed by his thoughts; I was more interested in his mannerism).
A closer look of the speech made me feel that Lalit Modi is suffering from Multiple-personality disorder. Delivering the speech, he was an intricate blended personality of Karan Johar and Salman Khan! (Two extremes; huh?) He delivered the speech in desi-accented English (very similar to Salman) with a style almost aping Karan Johar.
But apparently, it seems that it isn’t the only connection Modi has with Bollywood. 3idiots, it seems is the latest movie which has left him with a hangover.
It seems the IPL supremo is so impressed from the movie that he can’t stop but act as a Chattur. Oh God! He crammed-up the whole speech and vomited it like Silencer, as if he was on the stage to be facilitated with Ms World crown, or like he was in the race for being the next OBAMA.
However, that’s not it. Do a check about his personal life and you will know that he was also the Mantriji from 3idiots… you know why? Because … Stan hota sabke pass hain Dete koi nahi hai! Oh sorry that was a typo. What I meant was Dhan hota sabke pass hain deta koi nahi hain!
But the “chamatkari purush” of the cricket world, is one generous man who always pays more than what’s asked from him. A report in Telegraph once reported that Modi never gave the couples less than a lakh, whenever he was called in to attend a wedding.
Hey, Modi sir. Is there a restriction slab of one lakh on your benevolence monetary account? Or you donate according to the number of brides/grooms? If the latter is the case then… anyone interested in polygamy? I am gonna conduct a Draupadi styled Swayamvar.