Morning at 9, in another 7 hours the Rajasthan Royals will clash against the Kolkata Knight Riders. But is it really a clash between Warne and Ganguly? Who are we kidding! The number of times Lalit Modi’s IPL cameras are going to seek out Shilpa Shetty and Shahrukh Khan in the stands, is probably going to equal the number of times we’ve actually believed the Knight Riders to be an able team. That’s a mistake I personally hope many blinded fans don’t make. It’s almost like they’ve made friends with misery and like sulking over their team’s loss much like King Khan. We can’t really say the same about Juhi Chawla, co-owner of the Knight Riders, since she’s a rock. Yes, a rock. She doesn’t express disappointment or happiness. We are now convinced that she has enough botox to fuel another team of cheerleaders to dance provocatively on the field.
While personally I don’t care much, it’s always better to watch girls dancing rather than men trying too hard to make things look good.
Talking about Deepika Padukone now; she needs to realize the Indian public likes her because they want to do her. And that’s about it. She doesn’t have talent or exceptionally stunning looks. Let’s just admit that SRK is the best launch pad a human can get for just about any venture they may undertake. And to all those you are looking to jump Deepika Padukone, sorry, she’s with the young, rich Mallya lad now. Poor Ranbir Kapoor was left telling news channels to leave the real Indian girl alone. Aww…as if! Ranbir, grow up and get in tune with reality enough to know that girl is just looking for some action. Which kind? Go figure. The girl really does like her money and attention, and problem is Indian men will be Indian men will be horny, thirsty dogs. Oh if anyone wants to deny that go right ahead. I’ll like the opportunity to personally whip your narrow world view into shape.
-authored by Sonya Shah