Something About Lalit Has Always Been Disturbing...We Can't Seem To Put A Finger On It Though...

Lalit Modi, Class Teacher : Graeme Smith ?

Shane Warne : Absent Sir.

Lalit Modi : Why?

Shane Warne : He has flown back with a “double fracture” in his right-hand finger.

Lalti Modi : Gautam Gambhir ?

Dinesh Karthik : Absent Sir.

Lalit Modi : Why ?

Dinesh Karthik : Hamstring injury (yeah I’m the Captain now)

Lalit Modi : Dimitri Mascarenhas ?

Shane Warne : Absent Sir.

Lalit Modi : Why?

Shane Warne : Hurt his ankle.

Lalit Modi : What the hell is this Shane! Why is it that your team members are so irregular! They are missing so much. They are missing GARNIER IPL NIGHTS.

Shane Warne: I know mate. Thank God Pathan is Alright.

Lalit Modi : Lunch Break. Bring on the Cheerleaders.

Lalit Modi : Dhoni?

Suresh Raina (crying) : Absent sir.

Lalit Modi : Why is Dhoni absent and why are you crying?

Suresh Raina (crying): Elbow injury. Sir I’m not crying.

Lalit Modi : Oh C’mon! Tears are falling from your eyes.

Suresh Raina : Sir, ye to khushi ke aansun hain, I have been appointed as an Interim Captain of the SuperKings.

Lalit Modi : Oh Jesus, who made you the Captain. Can’t the owners of Super Kings see Hayden?

Suresh Raina : Sir, I deserve it. I’m now the most experienced player of Super Kings, along with Badrinath. We both have not missed even a single match, unlike others (including Dhoni).

Shashank Manohar, Principal : Lalit, make sure you get all these players fit before T-20 World Cup otherwise Media would make you mad by asking controversial questions.

Lalti Modi : No issues. I love the media. I love controversies. I love TRPs.

~~~CLASS DISMISSED( To be Continued, as more players are expected to be injured)~~~

Players getting injured during a tournament is nothing new or unheard of but would be adding to the anxiety of their respective boards is the fact that the breakdowns are happening just a couple of months before the Twenty20 World Championship in the West Indies.

Last year’s Twenty20 World Championships missed the likes of Andrew Flintoff and Kevin Pietersen after they got injured during the IPL and the frequency at which players are heading to hospitals in this edition again raises a question about how many of the top names would be fit for the showpiece event this year.

-authored by Saahil Menghani